Cats and Yetis.

Cats are awesome, because they are fluffy and smooth. Some have brown hair, some have black hair. They have long tails most of the time, but they may also have short tails. They have heads usually. If they are born with four legs then they are probably walking fine, unless that is if they have injuries. Cats have paws most of the time. Plus, they have those brown things on the bottom of their paws. I wish I had those. If I had those brown things I would run with yetis through the Himalayas. Maybe yetis are black, maybe they're white.
I love yetis and cats. Spaghetti should be the yetis' and cats' favorite food; spaghetti is a good food, but then again so is chex mix. Cheddar is by far the best chex mix. Cats should eat chex mix too. Yetis should feed the cats chex mix, but with their feet. Then they could be entered into the cat and yeti freak show. If you get a yeti and cat together in a freak show, you could make millions of dollars. Mostly for the yeti, and because it has "feet skillz that killz".
If you like yetis and cats you will like me. I spend most of my time just sitting on my couch, petting a cat and drinking lemonade. I give the cat some too if it's thirsty, because I care about everyone and everything. Maybe I'll start a freak show that has me giving lemonade to a yeti, the yeti giving chex mix to a cat, and the cat would then run through the Himalayas.
Anyone that can think up random ideas like this most likely needs counseling, because I don't really know how it's possible to make a blog on cats and yetis. I guess I am just really cool, what can I say. If you have actually read this whole entire blog without stopping, you are some kind of freak. Come and join my yeti and cat freak show, please. Thank you.